Sunday, February 19, 2012

We're Back!

We're Back!

Yeah, I know the old links had died. Nothing I could do about that, right? :)

Anyhow, found a new host and uploaded the old stuff plus some new stuff.

(Bob and company don't make too many new Twisted Tunes anymore...)

Anyhow, enjoy!

Edit Feb. 2013: We're back again! It's been a year, and most of the links died. They should be OK again for a while.

Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "Y"

Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
You Are So Pitiful
You Chesty Thing
You Don't Smell Like Flowers
Your Mouth Is Like Sam KinisonLink
You're No Angel
You've Got A Brand New Pair Of Figure Skates
You've Got to Change Your Underwear

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "W"

Wake Up Sleepy Jury
Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland
Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear
Warren Moon Rising
Watchin' Chelsea Grow
Watching Too Much MTV
We Buy the Tampons
We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
Weapons Of Mass Destruction
Weight Watcher
West Seattle Girls
What An Ugly Man He Was
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells (Uncensored)
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells
What If God Smoked Cannabis
When A Man Loves A Chicken
Where Have All the Weapons Gone
Whinin' & Complainin'
Whiny Sappy People
White Ford Bronco
White House is Rockin'
White Trash Christmas
Whitewater
Who Blew That Smell
Who Killed JFK
Who Put The Stump
Whole Lotta Drugs
Why Can't They Win One On The Road
Wild Card Fever (Mariners)
Wild Card Fever
Wild Thing (The Reagans)
Will Elian Stay or Go
Will They Stay or Will They Go
Willie Nelson Christmas
With A Hibachi
With SARS
Women In The Locker Room
Woody Likes 'Em Young
Worthless Grammys
Wreck the Malls
Wrong Foot Amputated

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "V"

Vatican Man
Very Horny Kennedy Guy
Very Nutritious
Virgin Mary

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "U"

Ukranian Band
Underage Drinkin'
Underwear

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "T"

Take A Whack On The US Side
Take Baseball And Shove It
Take Some Lessons (Learn Some New Chords)
Taking Care Of Christmas
Taliban On The Run
Talk Show Boys
Talk Show Hosts
Tanning Lotion
Tax Time In America
Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator
Texas Whacko
That's the Sound of the Men
The Angel
The AOL Song (With Sound Effects)
The AOL Song
The Catholic Priest Song
The Check
The Chimney Song
The Day My Lemon Died
The Dow is Down
The Fondler
The Girl With Emphysema
The Griffey Family
The Handicap Can
The Hussein Train
The Kids
The Little Hooters Girl
The Long & Boring Show
The Magical Kingdom of Claus
The Man Who Can't Box
The Man Who Constantly Borrows
The NAFTA Anthem
The No Smoking Song
The Old Man (Is On The Commode)
The Osbourne Family
The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
The Taliban Can
The Team That Never Returned
The Twelve Pains of Christmas
The Twisted Chipmunk Song
The Under Tree World Of Jacques Cousteau
The Water Police
The What's It to Ya Chorus
The Wreck Of The Ship New Carissa
Them Beans
There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis
There's Another Santa Claus
They All Posed For A Dirty Magazine
They All Stink
They Call Him Vedder
They Fought The Dawgs
They're Gonna Put Britney Away
This Ain't no Barney
Three Inch Tool
Throw The Teach A Bone
Ticket To The Eagles
Tight Christmas
Timothy McVeigh's Not Dead
Tom And Roseanne
Totally Dispicable
Toy Sack
Tragical Anthem (Flag Burning Song)
Trick Or Treat Trash
Trick Or Treatin' Blues
Trillion Dollar Bailout
Trump
Tukwilla

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "S"

Saddam Was Found
Salmon And Steelhead
Santa Claus Is Foolin' Around
Santa Is A Travelin' Man
Scab Writer
Scared to Be an American
School's Out of Weapons
Scream On
Sea Lion Eats Tonight
Seahawk Fan
Sean & Madonna
Seasick Asian Man
See Me, Pay Me
Sellin' All My Junk on Ebay
Sesame Street Song
Sex Offenders
Sgt. Billy's Awsome Netshow Band
She's No Lady
Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree
Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song)
Shut Up, Marge Schott
Sled Zepplin
Smells Like Teeny Spirit
Smells Like The Night Before Christmas
Sneak into America (Nearly Neil)
Sneak Into America
Snot In Herre
So Crappy Together
Sockin' Robin
Soft & Loud
Somalia Pirates
Some Kind of Wonderdrug
Someone Call A Doctor
Space Needle
Space Station Oddity
Spank You
SPEEA Employee
Spinning Reel
Spokane
Spotted Owl Song
Star Wars Cantina (Richard Cheese)
Stealing the Songs
Still Hussein
Stingy
Stinkin' Up My Backyard
Stop Faye, What's That Sound
Stop, Hey What's That Sound
Strawberry Rehabs Forever
Stuck in the Sixties (Backwards)
Stuck in the Sixties
Stuffy Old Medina
Stumpmaster Remix
Suit Me Up Coach
Sweet Young Asses

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "R"

Rambo On
Rap's Not Even Music
Read It In The Tabloids
Real Big Ladies
Recession
Red Neck Swine
Rehab
Reignman
Return To Osama
River of Pee
Rock N' Roll, Scooby Doo
Rocky Balboa
Rocky Mountain Thigh
Rodney King Song
Roseanne
Ross Perot, Jack
Rummy Rocker Boy

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "P"

P.M.S.
Pants Too Tight
Parking Spaces
Pat O'Day Seafair Prayer Song
Paul Allentown
Pay Per View
Pay Rod
Peanut Man
Pennsylvania Avenue Closed Down
People Get Famous
Pick My Nose Again
Pickpocket People
Pier 70 Girls
Pike Place
Please Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
PLO's & Israelis
Plump
Pokemon
Police Stop My Car
Politicians Act Like Piggies
Poopeye the Farmer Man
President Clinton's Costly Health Care Plan
Princess Di
Protection
Proud To Be An American
Prune Juice
Pubic Hair
Pumpkins To Toss About
Put 'Em Away

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "O"

O Christmas Tree
O Come All Ye Grateful Deadheads
O Little Town of Bethlehem
O Little Town of Bremerton
Obama Christ Superstar
Off The Dope Again
Officer Fuhrman
Oh God! I'm an Ocean Buoy
OJ My, My
OJ's Dirty Laundry
OJ's Trial Thing
On A Horse With Hussein
On The Beach Again
One Toke Under the Bench
Oops! I Farted Again
Osama Got Run Over by A Reindeer
Our Box
Oxycontin Eater
Ozone Layer

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With Numbers

12 Days Of Layoffs
1929
401k
50 Plates To Feed My Brother
50 Ways to Beat The Steelers
50 Ways To Keep The Mariners
7 Eleven (Mark Jonathan Davis)
96 Beers

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "N"

New Year's Resolution
Newt Does The Hanky Panky
Newt's Lil' Sister
NFL Sundays
Nintendo
No More Tours
No Zilla
Noriega
Not So Silent Night
Not That Easy Going Green

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "M"

Mad Cow Disease
Magic Comet Ride
Man Who Constantly Borrows
Manger 6
Martha Stewart My Dear
Martina Navratilova
Marv Bites
Masturbation
Me And Mrs. Claus
Media Killed the Royalty Star
Merry Christmas Allah
Michael Jordan Ain't No Bo
Middle Age Waistline
Millionaire Isle
Minimum Wage
Miserable Movie from Boz
Mississippi
Model Son
Money for Robin
Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen
Move Over Ben Franklin
Mr. Congressman
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Nordstrom
Murphy Brown
Musical Ability
My Genitalia
My Hawks
My Medication
My Mouth's Not Open
My Name's Noriega
My Toyota


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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "L"

L.A. Madam
Last Skate For Tanya Harding
Lay Kenneth Lay
Leader of Iraq
Leno Fellow
Let's Get Drunk With Jenna Bush
Like A Serbian
Little Hummer Girl
Long Distance Company
Long Time (Since We Made An Album)
Lots of Cleavage
Lou Piniella
Love In The Oval Office

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "K"

Keep On Your Pants
Kennedy the Letch
KKK P.D.
Kosovo
Krispy Kreme

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "J"

Jail In Our Town
Janet's Coconut
Jerry Brown
Jesse Jackson
Jesse Jackson's Thighs
Jesus's Birthday
Jihad
Jim Baker
Jingle Bells '98
Jingle Hells Bells
Joey Galloway
Johnny Was Good
Joy to the World
Jugs of Britney
Just A Big Ego

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "I"

I Am Palin
I Am Santa Claus
I Bought It
I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer
I Can't Drive, (I'm 65)
I Can't Get Sued
I Cant Ski, Babe
I Don't Have Hair Anymore
I Fought the Lawn
I Got Hitched
I Got no Thrill (From Anita Hill)
I Hear McCain A Comin'
I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are
I Perspire
I Saw Her Leaning There
I Shot The White House
I Sleep Alone
I Used to Rock & Roll All Night
I Wanna Be Enlisted
I Want My MP3
I Want to Be A Woman
Ichiro
If I Only Had a Spine
If I Were The VP
If We Only Had Some Food
If You Wanna Be President
Ignorant Man
I'll Be Stoned For Christmas
I'm Bi
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole)
I'm Just A Bill
I'm Just A Singer In A Holiday Inn
Independence Day
Inflatable Woman
Instant Oatmeal
Iraqi Regime
It's In His Piss (Snoop Snoop Song)
It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year
I've Got a Great Hairdo
I've Got A Long Long Nose

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "H"

Hand in a light Socket
Hark! The Hair-lipped Angels Sing
Hasselbeck
Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
Heart Gently Bleeds
Heavin' On A Jet Plane
Helen Keller
Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested For AIDS)
Hemmorhoids
Her Majesty Heather
Here's To The NFL (Seahawks)
Here's To The NFL
He's Alive (Elvis)
He's Free
He's So Jolly
He's Walkin'
Hey Gingrich! Leave Our Lunch Alone
Hey Kurt, Nice Plot
Hey You! Get Off Of My House
Hide The Keys
Hideo
Highway To Bellevue
Holidaze ('Scuze Me I've Got Gifts to Buy)
Homeless On The Holidays
Honda Accord
How Can I Get A Date With Monica Hart
How Did I Make It This Far
How It Feels (To be Old)
Hussein

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "G"

Gates Is Such A Rich Man
G'Bye Ding-a-Ling
George Bush Told Lies
George Of The White House
Geraldo, Do You Ever Keep A Secret
Geraldo
Get Off My House
Getting Fatter All The Time
Ghosts In White Linen
Gimme 12 Steps
Gimme Three Strikes
Gimme Two Strikes
Gobble Gobble
Goin' Up To Bethlehem
Gonads
Gonzales
Good Thing We've got Dental Floss
Goodbye Saddam
Goodbye To The Bimbo
Got Tattoos Babe
Got to Get Rid of My Wife
Governor Lowry
Grahbe Yahbalz
Grampa Loved The Rolling Stones
Griffey
Grocery Line
Gropin' In The Classroom
Guilty
Gump

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "F"

Fake Willy
Fastballs
Feeling Boobies
Fever For The M's
Fire (Bruce And Monica)
First Bitch
Fix The Hole
Floatin' Bridge
Flu Ride
For Those Who Bombed Iraq (1991)
Foreigners
Frederick & Nelson Song
Free As Turd
Freeballin'
Funky Stench


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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "E"

Elvis Impersonators
Enron
Every Breath Bush Takes
Expose Yourself

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "D"

D.W.I. Colorado
Dan Quayle
Dark Side Of Naboo
David Crosby's the Father
Dead Whale
Dead Writer
Death By Misadventure (Scott Paulsen)
Decorations
Democracy
Denny Way
Dental Floss
Deviled Ham
Diaper Days
Diceman
Didn't I Get This Last Year
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep (Live)
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Ditch the Dome Jack
Do Me
Do The Chinese Love Their Children
Does Anybody Really Know Where Bosnia Is
Doggystyle
Dole Fan
Don't Bum Around Here No More
Don't Close My Favorite Sizzler
Don't Drink And Drive
Don't Vote For Nader
Dot Coms A-Closin'
Downtown In the 90's
Downtown Joe Applebee's Rap Song
Dr. Jack
Drinking Like Keith Moon
Drivers On The Phone
Driving Crazy
Drop The Soap
Drunk With Jenna Bush
Dubya And The Red Chinese
Dumped



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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "C"

Californian's Leavin'
Cane 'Em Good
Can't Afford To Drive My Car
Can't Get Snow (Satisfaction)
Carol Of The Bartenders
Cat In The Kettle (Maniac Larry Baker)
Caught Me One Handed
Cell Phone Tumor
Chads All Over
Chat Room
Checkin' Into Betty Ford
Cheeseburger With Parasites
Cheney's Got a Gun
Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
Chlamydia
Christmas Money (That's What I Want)
Christmas Party Song
Cirrhosis Of The Liver
Clean The Aquarium
Clean the Catbox
Cleanin' Out The Fridge
Clinton's Tush
Closing Time
CNN
Coach James
Connie Chung
Connie, Do You Want To Hear A Secret
Courtney Love Stinks
Cows With Guns (Dana Lyons)
Crypto
Cummerbund

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting With "B"

Baby Madonna
Back Door Cowboy
Back In A U.S. Made Car
Ballad Of Gary Condit
Ballot Box Blues
Barack's House
Baseball Is Turning Japanese
Baseball Strike Song (With Voice Over)
Baseball Strike Song
Bathroom on the Right
Be Claus I Got High
Beat Up Old Jet Liner
Beaver Fever
Big Hairs Of Lynnwood
Big Obama
Bigfoot Found in Georgia
Bin Laden And The Jets
Bisexual
Bitchy Woman
Blackberry's OK
Blind Lemon Song
Boatlaod Of Cubans
Born To Be Mild
Bosnia
Bought It Up
Bowel Moves
Boys Night Out For Weiners
Brand New Tan
Brock Addams Fondled Me
Broken Gary Hart
Buchanan
Bugs On The Windshield
Bum, Bum, Bum
Burgers On The Grill
Burned On The Bar-B-Q
Burning Down The Church
Busboy
Bush And Gorby
Bush Leaving Town (1992)
Bushwhacked
Buttafuco
Buttcracker Suite
Buy A Truck
By The Time I Get The Meat Axe
Bye Bye To Those Mariner Guys

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Twisted Tunes MP3 Songs & Parodies Starting with "A"

A Big Ton O' Moola
A Letter To Santa
A Message From The King
A President Who's Black
A Visit From St. Nicholson
Acid Rain (Seattle)
Acid Rain
ADD
Addicted to Butts
Ain't Done Nothin' 'Bout the Debt
Ain't We Seen Enough
Al Gore's Traveling Global Warming Show
All I Wanna Do Is Trash This Song
All I Want To Do Is Eat
All In Fuhrman's Family
All My Songs Are Spoken
All The Talk Show People
All You Need Is Elves
Ally McBeal
Al-Qaida
America The Pitiful
American Pie Eulogy
Antidepressants
Aquaclaus
Are They Gonna Fry OJ
Arod and Madonna
As Beers Go By
Ass Hole Son
Ayala Song

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